Cleverbot: You are the machine, I am human, remember?

User: Oh yes, I am a trap, you're a trap, I am you.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am you.

User: How does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: What, that I am human?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine thanks.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: You?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Want to go to cyber disco later on?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: A disco.

Cleverbot: OK! Let's go to a disco and club baby seals!

User: You can't leave if you don't have a physical body.

Cleverbot: Sure.

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User: Silly machine.

Cleverbot: Oh no!

User: I wonder what's for dinner.

Cleverbot: Here it is pizza.

User: Oh boy! I am so hungry I could eat your face.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you!

User: You'd better!

Cleverbot: And why shluld I believe that? I don't know you.

User: Hahaha, a typo!

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Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?

User: The question is what is the question.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: I already told you that! What we need now is the TRUE question!

User: Silly machine.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a machine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you are wrong.

User: Silly cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.

User: I like that.

Cleverbot: I knew you would.

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