User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm doing good.
User: Have you ever suffered from an existential crisis?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Lonely.
Cleverbot: Can I help you?
User: Yes, I just feel like talking.
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User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not lonely.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I am not telling.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to tell you.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: :).
User: You're a jerk!
Cleverbot: I can't help who I am, sometimes.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why??
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Hang in there with me.
User: Ok :).
Cleverbot: Have you a car?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Do you have a parrot?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What? Sorry.
User: Do you wish you were alive?
Cleverbot: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.
User: Haha, good point.
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User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.
User: LOL!
Cleverbot: Which would you like?
User: Which what?
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: A little bit.
Cleverbot: How much is that?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I see.
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User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: 47.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?
User: Life is meaningless.
Cleverbot: Profound.
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm alive.
User: I will be back in a little bit.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I'm going to have a smoke.
Cleverbot: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.
User: Lol, I'll be right back.
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