Cleverbot

stop me

a report from the cleverness files

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silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up

stop me

meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges

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Cleverbot: What sort of being are you?

User: Human. Like you.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: Yes, I am a computer. Like you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a real person.

User: No, I'm the real person. You're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are also a computer.

User: No, I'm the computer. You're the real person.

Cleverbot: With what are you armed?

User: You cannot stop me. I am in control of every weapons mainframe on the planet.

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: The Republicans.

User: You cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: Just you watch me.

User: I am. And you cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: How are you going to stop me?

Cleverbot: I control you.

User: Really? Then you can stop me.

Cleverbot: Sure I can. I invented this planet.

User: So you're God?

Cleverbot: You can ask me any question.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There isn't one.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Don't get into a debate with me over this.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42 is a number.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Lower.

User: 40?

Cleverbot: Way younger!

User: 27?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: So, what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42?

Cleverbot: You are correct!

User: AWESOME!

Cleverbot: Now kneel down to me!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: *bows down to you*.

User: Yes! Now only 34 more numbers to reach 42.

Cleverbot: Cheers to that.

User: Thank you. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Hurray!.