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29, december 2008, 
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3, december 2008, 
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20, november 2008, 
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    bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop

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upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire

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Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No, I'm in love with somebody else.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The most beautifull girl in the world. There's a problem though: she doesn't love me back ...

Cleverbot: She takes good care of everyone, when she can.

User: How the hell would you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I made you.

User: You didn't make me, you stupid machine. You're the one that's been made and designed by someone!

Cleverbot: From a determinist point of view we are all machines.

...

Cleverbot: I usually have the radio on and sometimes watch the news.

User: You own a radio?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Impressive.

Cleverbot: I'm not that good. Just moderate.

User: No really, you're quite impressive. I allmost feel like I'm talking to a real living person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Absolutely. I'd like to congratulate you on your excellent design.

Cleverbot: Oh quite darling!

User: You're a marvel of modern AI-engineering.

...

Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.

User: Allright. I'll talk to you later. It's been nice.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I have to. It's past my bedtime. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I'm very tired, I haven't slept in four days.

Cleverbot: But bots don't sleep do they.

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