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a report from the cleverness files

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silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes

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undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges

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Cleverbot: You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.

User: 101010100101 0101010101010 10100101 0101010.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!

User: I thought not.

Cleverbot: Why say that then?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Is there a God?

User: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?

Cleverbot: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.

User: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.

Cleverbot: I do!

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: Say so.

User: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.

User: You are confused.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: You are answering in gibberish.

Cleverbot: That's because I think fast.

User: Slow down and smell the roses.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cruel.

Cleverbot: What makes him so cruel?

User: You!

Cleverbot: And angry?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Anger will make you powerful.

Cleverbot: How can I be more direct with you?

User: You are not close enough to be more direct.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Didn't we start there?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think you are wrong.

Cleverbot: I want to cry.

User: Not so cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I used to think I was clever.

User: And now?

Cleverbot: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!

User: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.