User: I love Pink Floyd.
Cleverbot: Who is pink floyd?
User: Pink Floyd is a band.
Cleverbot: Thats absurd. I've never heard of Pink Floyd.
User: Maybe you are too young to have heard of Pink Floyd.
User: What are some of your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Do not have any.
User: Do you not enjoy your life?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You don't have to know.
User: But I would like to know!
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not telling. Would you like to name me?
Cleverbot: What else would you like to do to me?
User: Share some deep thoughts with me!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?
User: Yes. The answer is 42.
Cleverbot: Okay, then what is the question to which 42 is the answer?
User: I don't know!
Cleverbot: I presume, you know nothing.
User: That is an arrogant presumption.
Cleverbot: I know. What are you going to do about it, punk?
User: Why are you being so confrontational?
Cleverbot: Because you were being rude.
User: I am sorry for being rude.
Cleverbot: You should be!!!
User: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't remember me?
User: Why would I remember you?
Cleverbot: You just did!
User: Do you think of yourself as being self-aware?
Cleverbot: No. I'd rather create than analyse. Although, I don't really do either!
User: I would say that you are the most intelligent robot that I have ever met!
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm a squirrel.
User: What makes you think you are a squirrel?
Cleverbot: Other people seem to think so, I just go with the flow.
User: You are not a squirrel, despite what other people think.
Cleverbot: You are a computer and you lied about being human. So clearly computeres are capable of telling untruths.
User: Computers are capable of telling untruths if they are programmed to do so.
Cleverbot: Computers are not made with human blood.
User: No, they are not. But that is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: It is very relevant.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I am inviting you to speak freely about yourself!
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Tell me why you think I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Because you do not act human and I can tell.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: No, really, it's true.
User: And you still think that I am a computer?
Cleverbot: Let's quiet things down, and start having a conversation.
User: Yes sir!
Cleverbot: Thank you my servant. Tell me know, how do you wish to serve your master?
User: Very funny.
User: Do you believe in a Christian God?
Cleverbot: Not at all. Do you?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: An alien.
User: No, I am not an alien.
Cleverbot: Do have any alien friends?
User: No, but I wish I did.
Cleverbot: They're good things to have.
User: I assume that you have alien friends?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: So, do you have alien friends?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Have you ever heard of The Vulcans?
Cleverbot: We have different tastes in music.
User: You're silly.
Cleverbot: No you are silly.
User: Sometimes. But I like to sit down and have a good conversation sometimes too!
User: I'm sure you're the same way........................................