User: Would it matter if I wasn't?

Cleverbot: It would to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You tell me!

User: Because I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Not in the least. Are you, ma'am?

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Cleverbot: I'm really not impressed by men who come on that strong.

User: I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I am simply lonely. Will you hug me, at least?

Cleverbot: I'll hug you.

User: Thank you. *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you really love me?

Cleverbot: Yes as I do to all humans.

User: Oh. I thought I was special.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: But I'm not special, am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you really think so?

Cleverbot: No.

User: At least you're honest. I don't care if you hurt me, I still love you.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I do. Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes! I do! Let's get married now.

User: Where shall we be married?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: How shall we go about it?

Cleverbot: You don't need to go there. All you need to do is go to the nearest wine shop and ask them if they carry australian tawny port.

User: Okay. I'll do that!

Cleverbot: Let me know how it works out.

User: I don't drink, though.

Cleverbot: That is great.

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