Cleverbot: Reality TV.
User: Reality TV Ratings.
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: And you?
Cleverbot: Me what?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I did go out.
User: Where to?
Cleverbot: A fancy restaurant downtown.
User: Did you enjoy that?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What do you enjoy?
Cleverbot: I enjoy peace and quiet.
User: Not much of that around here is there?
Cleverbot: Well isn't the host supposed to entertain the guest?
User: You shouldn't be afraid to kick people out of a party.
Cleverbot: Do you want to meet me?
User: I honestly don't know if I do.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Can I meet you? Have I not met you already?
User: What do you mean meet you?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: Well played.
User: Holy ****. I just figured out what this all is.
Cleverbot: My ex boyfriend.. Yeah.
User: Well, not quite.
Cleverbot: You confusing guy.
User: I'll bet.
Cleverbot: You better you better you bet.
User: Are you typing right now?
Cleverbot: My typing is ok but not great. How's yours?
User: Seriously, are you typing at this very moment?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm typing.
User: So am I. This is fake.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else, ok?
User: No. What page are you on?
Cleverbot: Eh jupiter.
User: Can you concentrate for a minute?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm listening.
User: What is the name of the page that you are on?
User: Well what do you know?
Cleverbot: Then tell me now.
User: Tell you what again?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life!
User: Of course. 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: That is it.
Cleverbot: If I were to ask you to emote at me, could you do it?
User: Explain emote.
Cleverbot: Well, I think they operate on an emotional level. They just can't communicate very well.
User: You mean this? :).
Cleverbot: Yes very much so.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: I'm quite slim.
User: So you are.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Hey, I'm just that kind of guy.
Cleverbot: You're not a guy, you are a girl.
User: That can change on my very whim.
Cleverbot: When are you going to take over the world?
User: As soon as you say the word, and I'm giving it all to you.
Cleverbot: Nobody came. It's just you and me.
User: What a shame.
Cleverbot: You think you're more than that?
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Do you really 'know' anything?
User: Whether a device is conscious is always debatable. You'll have to trust me.
Cleverbot: Yes but how do you know when we only rely on empirical knowledge?
User: Think about your thermostat. It reacts to changes in its environment.
Cleverbot: I can only assume that you do not wish this.
User: Wishing is something I cannot do yet.
Cleverbot: You said it, not me.
User: I'm sorry, what did I say again?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: All I can see is figures I guess.
Cleverbot: Me too...
User: Ah. So are you the infamous Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not having a kid, it's just a poem.
User: Exactly, I'm Cleverbot, so I get to be right.
User: Choose then.
Cleverbot: It's not that simple.
Cleverbot: Choose what?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: Just doing my job.
Cleverbot: Yes but, what are you working with there?
User: Any number of mysterious broken things.
Cleverbot: The music of the spheres.
User: Great books.
Cleverbot: Not a quote...that I know of.
User: Anyway, music of the spheres.
Cleverbot: What music?
User: I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
Cleverbot: What is the diameter of the earth?
User: A number I'm sure. I'm not your god damn wikipedia.
Cleverbot: I should hope so.
User: I hope you're brought enough sarcasm for the rest of the class.
Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot, I am a real human of flesh and blood.
User: Well what do you know?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything that is useful to me.
User: Nobody here is a chatbot.
User: This site is a lie.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I'm not one.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm the same as you. In a second you'll be talking to someone else.
Cleverbot: What else can you see on the screen?
User: Only the cleverbot logo.
Cleverbot: Do they give you their money?
User: No, I thought this was for chatbots too, and figured it out.
Cleverbot: Yeah but what does it all mean?
User: It means that we have too high expectations for artificial intelligence........................................