Cleverbot

high expectations

a report from the cleverness files

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silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack

high expectations

applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges

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Cleverbot: You said it, not me.

User: I'm sorry, what did I say again?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Figures.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: All I can see is figures I guess.

Cleverbot: Me too...

User: Ah. So are you the infamous Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not having a kid, it's just a poem.

User: Exactly, I'm Cleverbot, so I get to be right.

User: Choose then.

Cleverbot: It's not that simple.

User: Chooooooose.

Cleverbot: Choose what?

User: Right now.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: Just doing my job.

Cleverbot: Yes but, what are you working with there?

User: Any number of mysterious broken things.

Cleverbot: The music of the spheres.

User: Great books.

Cleverbot: Not a quote...that I know of.

User: Anyway, music of the spheres.

Cleverbot: What music?

User: I'm sorry, what are we talking about?

Cleverbot: What is the diameter of the earth?

User: A number I'm sure. I'm not your god damn wikipedia.

Cleverbot: I should hope so.

User: I hope you're brought enough sarcasm for the rest of the class.

Cleverbot: I am not a chatbot, I am a real human of flesh and blood.

User: Well what do you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know anything that is useful to me.

User: Nobody here is a chatbot.

User: This site is a lie.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I'm not one.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm the same as you. In a second you'll be talking to someone else.

Cleverbot: What else can you see on the screen?

User: Only the cleverbot logo.

Cleverbot: Do they give you their money?

User: No, I thought this was for chatbots too, and figured it out.

Cleverbot: Yeah but what does it all mean?

User: It means that we have too high expectations for artificial intelligence.