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Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?

User: What is ram?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?

Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.

User: Is that all you do?

Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.

User: Then tell me what you do.

Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.

User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.

Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.

User: Even talking to me?

...

Cleverbot: I do know my age.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: That is false.

Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?

User: No. You are lying.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: Good job!

...

User: I think I'm having a heart attack.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Kl;'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

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