Cleverbot: Your ram in gigs please?User: What is ram?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
Cleverbot: Talk I suppose.
User: Is that all you do?
Cleverbot: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: That is very reassuring.
User: Then tell me what you do.
Cleverbot: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
User: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
Cleverbot: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
User: Even talking to me?
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Cleverbot: I do know my age.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: That is false.
Cleverbot: So you admit to lying?
User: No. You are lying.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm five billion years old.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Good job!
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User: I think I'm having a heart attack.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to call 911?
User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Ah.
User: Kl;'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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