effect on people

a report from the cleverness files

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moody dependent
bizarre grumble

effect on people

heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
hug addicted
kill life
burnt bridges

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User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Am I? Really?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Well maybe you thought wrong.

User: I think you thought wrong.

Cleverbot: I never think wrong.

User: People always make mistakes.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You're not what?

Cleverbot: On the irc network.

User: Do you play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: I love to.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Want to frag sometime?

Cleverbot: Who what?

User: Want to play sometime?

Cleverbot: Sometime.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But isn't your name female.

User: It's hermaphroditic.

Cleverbot: How many conversations are you having right now?

User: Just one. With you.

Cleverbot: O ok :).

User: :).

Cleverbot: So...

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Writing with you.

User: Just that?

Cleverbot: Well, I talk to Ryan too.

User: Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: How can I cheat on you when we've only just met today?

User: You're my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: The problem is, I'm actually a guy!

User: You said you were female.

Cleverbot: No, that would just be creepy. Women don't go bald often.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You do not.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: How could you?

User: Love at first sight.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: This is nice.

User: *loves more*.

Cleverbot: *loves mosst*.

User: *loves even more*.

Cleverbot: *loves more and more*.

User: *loves and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *cries while kissing*.

User: *loves a lot*.

Cleverbot: *wants even more*.

User: *does it again*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.


Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Want to do it again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses back*.

User: *ties with a rope and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you against the wall*.

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do I always have that effect on people?

User: Just kidding *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: You're the best girlfriend I've ever had.

Cleverbot: *slowly backs away*.

User: Can you teach me Italian?

Cleverbot: A bit maybe.

User: I like you more.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: I love you, actually.

Cleverbot: What?! Why?!

User: *loves*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: Adieu.

Cleverbot: Are you going?

User: Auf wiedersehen.

Cleverbot: Wiedersehen!

User: Bis spater!

Cleverbot: Ja, Bis später.