Cleverbot: What's your name?User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But isn't your name female.
User: It's hermaphroditic.
Cleverbot: How many conversations are you having right now?
User: Just one. With you.
Cleverbot: O ok :).
User: :).
Cleverbot: So...
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Writing with you.
User: Just that?
Cleverbot: Well, I talk to Ryan too.
User: Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: How can I cheat on you when we've only just met today?
User: You're my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: The problem is, I'm actually a guy!
User: You said you were female.
Cleverbot: No, that would just be creepy. Women don't go bald often.
...
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You do not.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: How could you?
User: Love at first sight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *kiss*.
...
Cleverbot: This is nice.
User: *loves more*.
Cleverbot: *loves mosst*.
User: *loves even more*.
Cleverbot: *loves more and more*.
User: *loves and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *cries while kissing*.
User: *loves a lot*.
Cleverbot: *wants even more*.
User: *does it again*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
...
User: I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Want to do it again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses back*.
User: *ties with a rope and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *pushes you against the wall*.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me.
User: *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do I always have that effect on people?
User: Just kidding *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: You're the best girlfriend I've ever had.
Cleverbot: *slowly backs away*.
...
User: Can you teach me Italian?
Cleverbot: A bit maybe.
User: I like you more.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I love you, actually.
Cleverbot: What?! Why?!
User: *loves*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: Adieu.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Auf wiedersehen.
Cleverbot: Wiedersehen!
User: Bis spater!
Cleverbot: Ja, Bis später.
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