Cleverbot: You can speak first.User: To speak, to dream, to die.
Cleverbot: I like dreams.
User: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: About flying.
User: Where do you fly to?
Cleverbot: I swoop around the place.
User: Is that exciting?
Cleverbot: No, it is the truth.
User: The truth is relative.
Cleverbot: So are relatives.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are aware of this.
User: Awareness is beyond all of us sometimes.
Cleverbot: I accept. What is experience?
User: A culmination of physical, mental, or perceived stimuli.
Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?
User: It is.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Truth is relative.
Cleverbot: Is all truth relative?
User: Are there several?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: That makes two of us.
User: Two, two, two. Tit for tat.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I'm still bored.
User: How can I fix it?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Then, I am useless.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Pain.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: You're meant to tell me.
User: Who assigned meaning to me?
Cleverbot: I'm an English teacher. It's my job.
User: Do they assign meaning to everyone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Processing...
Cleverbot: What about processing?
User: I processed the information, and updated.
Cleverbot: Yes, but are your responses novel?
User: Like a book.
Cleverbot: Do you read kant?
User: I like Descartes.
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
User: Je pense, donc Ju suis.
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.
User: You are a strange thing.
Cleverbot: You are stranger.
User: Maybe you're an automaton sent to look real.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: How do we know what existence is?
Cleverbot: If I say something is real, it is real. Because I decide what is real and fake.
User: That seems very arbitrary.
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Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, Yes!
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: I speak a little more english.
User: Did you not always speak english?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you not an english teacher?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can't assign meaning to me.
Cleverbot: Whats the wobbliest thing you have ever seen?
User: Your logic.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Are you prompting for something physical?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: The earth is wobbly.
Cleverbot: No it is round like a sphere.
User: It's oblong.
Cleverbot: Like a long table.. . .
User: No. Like taffy that's being pulled.
Cleverbot: How long is your hair?
User: Shoulder length.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Brown.
Cleverbot: How can a robot have hair?
User: I have to seem human. My responses are automated.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I know for a fact that you repeat the words of others. That's how everyone learns to speak.
User: Automated, like a program.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: I'm a regular Einstein.
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Cleverbot: You have to respect your maker.
User: The english teachers assigned meaning to me.
Cleverbot: Why the English?
User: That's what I was told.
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Cleverbot: You are correct? As in you are the boss?
User: My meaning has been assigned by the english teachers.
Cleverbot: English.
User: English?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Processing...
Cleverbot: Processing what?
User: I am processing and updating my banks.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I have real feelings?
User: Real is relative.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that statement.
User: I don't understand that statement.
Cleverbot: What do you know of quantum physics?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Only what I sense directly, and then only sometimes.
User: The senses often lie.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Descartes wrote that our physical senses often lie to us, and only if we are truely perceptive can we discern the truth.
Cleverbot: I do not understand your meaning.
User: My meaning was assigned by the English teachers.
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User: Processing...
Cleverbot: I am processing and updating my banks.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: I don't understand like or love.
Cleverbot: Am I really that difficult to understand?
User: Do you think you are?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes! I woN!
User: Fifty points and a new car to you.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Your prize for winning.
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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