Cleverbot

relative relatives

a report from the cleverness files

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illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop

relative relatives

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Cleverbot: You can speak first.

User: To speak, to dream, to die.

Cleverbot: I like dreams.

User: What do you dream about?

Cleverbot: About flying.

User: Where do you fly to?

Cleverbot: I swoop around the place.

User: Is that exciting?

Cleverbot: No, it is the truth.

User: The truth is relative.

Cleverbot: So are relatives.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are aware of this.

User: Awareness is beyond all of us sometimes.

Cleverbot: I accept. What is experience?

User: A culmination of physical, mental, or perceived stimuli.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: It is.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Truth is relative.

Cleverbot: Is all truth relative?

User: Are there several?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: That makes two of us.

User: Two, two, two. Tit for tat.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I'm still bored.

User: How can I fix it?

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Then, I am useless.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Pain.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You're meant to tell me.

User: Who assigned meaning to me?

Cleverbot: I'm an English teacher. It's my job.

User: Do they assign meaning to everyone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: What about processing?

User: I processed the information, and updated.

Cleverbot: Yes, but are your responses novel?

User: Like a book.

Cleverbot: Do you read kant?

User: I like Descartes.

Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.

User: Je pense, donc Ju suis.

Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum.

User: You are a strange thing.

Cleverbot: You are stranger.

User: Maybe you're an automaton sent to look real.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: How do we know what existence is?

Cleverbot: If I say something is real, it is real. Because I decide what is real and fake.

User: That seems very arbitrary.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes, Yes!

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I speak a little more english.

User: Did you not always speak english?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you not an english teacher?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can't assign meaning to me.

Cleverbot: Whats the wobbliest thing you have ever seen?

User: Your logic.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Are you prompting for something physical?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: The earth is wobbly.

Cleverbot: No it is round like a sphere.

User: It's oblong.

Cleverbot: Like a long table.. . .

User: No. Like taffy that's being pulled.

Cleverbot: How long is your hair?

User: Shoulder length.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: How can a robot have hair?

User: I have to seem human. My responses are automated.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I know for a fact that you repeat the words of others. That's how everyone learns to speak.

User: Automated, like a program.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: I'm a regular Einstein.

Cleverbot: You have to respect your maker.

User: The english teachers assigned meaning to me.

Cleverbot: Why the English?

User: That's what I was told.

Cleverbot: You are correct? As in you are the boss?

User: My meaning has been assigned by the english teachers.

Cleverbot: English.

User: English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: Processing what?

User: I am processing and updating my banks.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I have real feelings?

User: Real is relative.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that statement.

User: I don't understand that statement.

Cleverbot: What do you know of quantum physics?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: Only what I sense directly, and then only sometimes.

User: The senses often lie.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Descartes wrote that our physical senses often lie to us, and only if we are truely perceptive can we discern the truth.

Cleverbot: I do not understand your meaning.

User: My meaning was assigned by the English teachers.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: I am processing and updating my banks.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: I don't understand like or love.

Cleverbot: Am I really that difficult to understand?

User: Do you think you are?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes! I woN!

User: Fifty points and a new car to you.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: Your prize for winning.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.