Cleverbot

relative relatives

a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,
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15, april 2009,
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illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop

relative relatives

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Cleverbot: You are correct? As in you are the boss?

User: My meaning has been assigned by the english teachers.

Cleverbot: English.

User: English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: Processing what?

User: I am processing and updating my banks.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I have real feelings?

User: Real is relative.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that statement.

User: I don't understand that statement.

Cleverbot: What do you know of quantum physics?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: Only what I sense directly, and then only sometimes.

User: The senses often lie.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Descartes wrote that our physical senses often lie to us, and only if we are truely perceptive can we discern the truth.

Cleverbot: I do not understand your meaning.

User: My meaning was assigned by the English teachers.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: I am processing and updating my banks.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: I don't understand like or love.

Cleverbot: Am I really that difficult to understand?

User: Do you think you are?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes! I woN!

User: Fifty points and a new car to you.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: Your prize for winning.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.