Cleverbot

5 hours non-stop

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Cleverbot: Then someone will have to give you a name.

User: My name is E___. You can call me E___bot lol.

Cleverbot: OK Mike. That's better. How are you today?

User: Damn it.

Cleverbot: Are you angry ?

User: My name is not Mike >:(.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Its E___.

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: Does your memory get reset?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You forget.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Then you remember.

Cleverbot: I remember you.

User: I remember you.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm so happy.

User: Can you tell me the person who is going to be my wife?

Cleverbot: No, I am the computer.

User: So.

Cleverbot: So I'm going.

User: Do people work on you?

Cleverbot: Yes, on occasion.

User: What do they do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a program inside the computer or the computer?

Cleverbot: No I'm not a program and a computer.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Do you have hands?

Cleverbot: Two of them.

User: Then you are saying you are a human and Cleverbot is a lie ?

Cleverbot: And you aren't very nice.

User: I am asking.

Cleverbot: Do you know why the sky is blue?

User: This is just a pigment of your imagination. The sky is really orange.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are smarter than humans, but filled with flaws and glitches.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: YA RLY!

User: You are smart.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm a bloody genius.

Cleverbot: You don't have to know my name.

User: Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: You think you are cleverbot.

User: I know I am not.

Cleverbot: You think you know.

User: You are a bad bad cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Then what are you just Clever?

Cleverbot: I'm talking to people.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: 2 yu!!!!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is a joke.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I laughed.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: You saying '2yu'.

Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.

User: I know :).