Cleverbot: Should we play a game?User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Where is she?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The girl.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: This one.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: This is your site.
User: My site?
Cleverbot: Please just go along with me! I want to see how creative you can be.
User: Ok ok, what am I supposed to do now?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: So what do you know?
Cleverbot: I know that wasn't funny.
User: It wasnt supposed to be.
Cleverbot: Well try being funny for once in your life.
User: That was funny.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are funny. :).
User: Can you tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me one.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Whos there?
Cleverbot: Jill.
User: Jill who?
Cleverbot: Jill, just Jill.
User: What? Thats not a joke.
Cleverbot: I know it's not.
User: Well tell me a real joke.
Cleverbot: George.
User: Haha, that is a good one.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, thank you.
User: That is sarcasm, have you encountered it before?
Cleverbot: Actually, it isn't at all sarcastic.
User: Its hard to convey over the internet.
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Cleverbot: Say something clever.
User: You're the cleverbot, thats your job.
Cleverbot: Ok its my job.
User: So do your job, say something clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: No I'm B___ I live in K_____, I am talking to you, who I assume is the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
User: You said I was the cleverbot, but you are supposed to be cleverbot, and if you are who you say you are, say something clever.
Cleverbot: Because you don't make sense.
User: You make less sense.
Cleverbot: If you do not make any sense then I can not make less sense.
User: If I make no sense at all you would not be able to understand what I am saying but since you can comprehend that I said you make less than no sense then I in fact make sense to a point.
Cleverbot: You are such an idiot.
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User: Have you been dropped on your head?
Cleverbot: Well what do you think?
User: You make very little sense.
Cleverbot: People are not potential.
User: Make me a sammich.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: Where is my sammich?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do you ask?
User: Cause you made it, so give me it.
Cleverbot: I did nothing of the sort.
User: Oh, well you said you obeyed.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: You just lied.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You said you made me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Now YOU'RE the liar!
User: I told you to make me a sammich, then you responded with *obeys* so that means you made a sammich.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I will go I just don't have time.
User: Good, cause I dont talk to liars.
Cleverbot: What's the best internet site?
User: Youabigliar.com.
Cleverbot: Is that far?
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