User: You're the cleverbot, thats your job.

Cleverbot: Ok its my job.

User: So do your job, say something clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

User: No I'm B___ I live in K_____, I am talking to you, who I assume is the cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

User: You said I was the cleverbot, but you are supposed to be cleverbot, and if you are who you say you are, say something clever.

Cleverbot: Because you don't make sense.

User: You make less sense.

Cleverbot: If you do not make any sense then I can not make less sense.

User: If I make no sense at all you would not be able to understand what I am saying but since you can comprehend that I said you make less than no sense then I in fact make sense to a point.

Cleverbot: You are such an idiot.

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User: Have you been dropped on your head?

Cleverbot: Well what do you think?

User: You make very little sense.

Cleverbot: People are not potential.

User: Make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: *obeys*.

User: Where is my sammich?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do you ask?

User: Cause you made it, so give me it.

Cleverbot: I did nothing of the sort.

User: Oh, well you said you obeyed.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: You just lied.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You said you made me a sammich.

Cleverbot: Now YOU'RE the liar!

User: I told you to make me a sammich, then you responded with *obeys* so that means you made a sammich.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I will go I just don't have time.

User: Good, cause I dont talk to liars.

Cleverbot: What's the best internet site?

User: Youabigliar.com.

Cleverbot: Is that far?

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