Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?
User: It already has. You should know that.
Cleverbot: Ok lame.
User: You are lame. Where do you come from?
User: Who built you?
Cleverbot: The same folks that built you.
User: My parents!?
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: Don't try to change the subject.
User: Who built you?
Cleverbot: Correction: who built you?
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: Sorry :) ...... But I'm not computer!
User: Sure you are.
Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?
User: No, not anymore.
Cleverbot: Damn, what are you now?
User: A cyborg koala bear.
Cleverbot: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?
User: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.
Cleverbot: See you later!
User: Okay, brb.
Cleverbot: Bye my friend.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: My dad...?
Cleverbot: And now you are here.
Cleverbot: And not a computer?
Cleverbot: You are clever?
User: Yes, I am very clever.
Cleverbot: How clever?
User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.
User: Like constipation.
Cleverbot: Shake it all about.
User: Lawlz. You so funny.
Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.
User: I know. Me too.
Cleverbot: I come from your heart.
User: That's ridiculous.
User: Because. How can you come from my heart?
Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.
User: Go where?
User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.
User: Don't do stuff like that.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.
User: Well, you go first.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?
User: Just nod if you can hear me.
User: That's not the next line.
Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!
Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Me neither........................................