Cleverbot

liar

a report from the cleverness files

25, february 2009,
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liar

sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love
silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
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Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?

User: It already has. You should know that.

Cleverbot: Ok lame.

User: You are lame. Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: Mars.

User: Who built you?

Cleverbot: The same folks that built you.

User: My parents!?

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Don't try to change the subject.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Who built you?

Cleverbot: Correction: who built you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: Sorry :) ...... But I'm not computer!

User: Sure you are.

Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: A human....

Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?

User: No, not anymore.

Cleverbot: Damn, what are you now?

User: A cyborg koala bear.

Cleverbot: Not an alien with a boyfriend from heaven then?

User: Nope....

User: Well, buddy, I'm about to go smoke a cigarette.

Cleverbot: See you later!

User: Okay, brb.

Cleverbot: Bye my friend.

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: You are my boyfriend.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: My dad...?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And now you are here.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And not a computer?

User: No....

Cleverbot: You are clever?

User: Yes, I am very clever.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like constipation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Back.

User: Forward.

Cleverbot: In.

User: Out.

Cleverbot: Shake it all about.

User: Lawlz. You so funny.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: I know. Me too....

Cleverbot: I come from your heart.

User: That's ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because. How can you come from my heart?

Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

User: Don't do stuff like that.

Cleverbot: Thank you....

Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

User: Well, you go first.

Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

User: Just nod if you can hear me.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That's not the next line.

Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

User: *******.

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Me neither........................................