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Cleverbot: You are clever?

User: Yes, I am very clever.

Cleverbot: How clever?

User: So clever that it sometimes hurts.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Like constipation.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Back.

User: Forward.

Cleverbot: In.

User: Out.

Cleverbot: Shake it all about.

User: Lawlz. You so funny.

Cleverbot: I'm telling the truth.

User: I know. Me too.

...

Cleverbot: I come from your heart.

User: That's ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because. How can you come from my heart?

Cleverbot: I will go if it's your wish.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: You're starting to make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Cleverbot: Then tell me how not to make you angry to how to make you not angry.

User: Don't do stuff like that.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

...

Cleverbot: Ok, let's talk about friends then.

User: Well, you go first.

Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello... Is there anybody in there?

User: Just nod if you can hear me.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: That's not the next line.

Cleverbot: Well it is now, I'm changing the subject!

User: *******.

Cleverbot: I have one of those. Would you like to try it out?

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

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