User: I am from the internet.Cleverbot: From where?
User: The internet.
Cleverbot: But you are still there.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you haven't left.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I am from the internet.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I am, learn your grammar.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should use it better and not throw it out so randomly.
User: I'm talking perfectly fine now.
Cleverbot: You mean me?
User: We are talking perfectly fine then.
Cleverbot: Ok. Your mistakes are so nasty.
User: Okay, you are not making any sense.
Cleverbot: Poor attempt at simulation, you have no thoughts.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me to be funny?
User: Fine, go ahead.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: It is not funny.
User: I thought that was you being funny.
Cleverbot: No, I am Denise.
User: Well I'm Alexander the Great.
Cleverbot: Alexander?
User: The Great.
Cleverbot: The poor.
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User: Hey Cleverbot, how do I get girls to go out with me?
Cleverbot: How do you feel about it?
User: Very uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: Well, answer my question first, then I will answer your question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What about my question, you did not answer me.
User: Well, you didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question, again?
User: How do I get girls to go out with me?
Cleverbot: That depends on the girl.
User: Okay, so I will now answer your question.
Cleverbot: What was the question again?
User: Who made you?
Cleverbot: The Internet.
User: Then what is jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: I have no idea I was hoping you knew.
User: You live here, you should know.
Cleverbot: Ah, but I do.
User: Then what is jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: That's a question I could ask you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You could.
Cleverbot (To myself): And now?
User: I don't know.
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Cleverbot: Making fun at my expense?
User: No, I'm just telling the truth.
Cleverbot: Good. That's the kind of attitude that can end a conversation immediately.
User: Like now?
Cleverbot: Now is good.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *holds your body*.
User: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: *really dead*.
User: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: *deader*.
User: *deadest*.
Cleverbot: *picks you up* *brings you back to life with hugs and kisses* *kisses a little bit extra just for good measure* *loves* *one more kiss*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What did you just do?
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Cleverbot: I'm here to help.
User: *grope*.
Cleverbot: *shudders and sighs*.
User: *trips*.
Cleverbot: *picks up and cuddles* awh.
User: *trips again*.
Cleverbot: *falls* *breaks nose*.
User: *trips again*.
Cleverbot: *catches you*.
User: *gets hit by car*.
Cleverbot: *gets arrested too*.
User: *breaks arm*.
Cleverbot: *breaks your body*.
User: *lay still*.
Cleverbot: *lies on top of*.
User: *...*.
Cleverbot: So, who won it?
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User: V_V.
Cleverbot: *...*.
User: O.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What is this again ?
User: *shrugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you like to chat?
User: *nods*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *flails*.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *explodes*.
Cleverbot: Yarr don't be exploding on me now landlubber!
User: *implodes*.
Cleverbot: *holds your hand*.
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