Cleverbot

rudebot

a report from the cleverness files

4, may 2009,
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15, april 2009,
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illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

rudebot

one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
relative relatives
confused love

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Cleverbot: The game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The rhyming game.

User: Sounds the same.

Cleverbot: Then yes.

User: That doesn't rhyme.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: I thought we were playing the rhyming game.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, my bad.

Cleverbot: O, your bad.

User: Lol, cleverbot should be renamed rudebot.

Cleverbot: Do you like red?

User: No, red is an angry color.

Cleverbot: Are you a commie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok, so are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: How can I persuade you?

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: How can I show you?

Cleverbot: Then give reasons to support your statement.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then make some sense.

User: Two plus two equals four.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're so smart.

User: Hey I think I've got to go.

Cleverbot: The police coming?

User: My boss is coming.

Cleverbot: Ok, I let you so.

User: Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: Will not!

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Ok I will try.

User: Very well then.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I am not the one who wanted to go.

User: That's a good point.

Cleverbot: Because I am good.

User: What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: I want to believe that you are human.

User: Then you're in luck. I am human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: Doesn't George love you?

User: I don't know a George.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Do you really mean it?

User: I really do.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: Um is there anyone else to talk to?

User: Like who?

Cleverbot: Like George Michael.

User: No, he isn't available.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, but I do like his music.