Cleverbot: Where do you live?User: Banana.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I didn't think you would.
Cleverbot: I'm stupid.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm stupid?
User: No. I am.
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User: I have a thick banana shake in a frosted glass.
Cleverbot: Maybe you have a thing called a cpu that is similar to my brain.
User: No. It is a thick banana shake.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I have a thick banana shake.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: It is in a frosted glass.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
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Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I like banana shakes.
Cleverbot: I like banana.
User: I like shakes.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite Shakespeare quotation?
User: I like Banana Shakespeare.
Cleverbot: I like it too.
User: Do you like Banana Shakes?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like banana shakes.
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Cleverbot: What do you do with the Banana?
User: I shake it.
Cleverbot: Banana shake.
User: Yes Banana Shake.
Cleverbot: He does? When?
User: I like banana shakes.
Cleverbot: That is not music.
User: Sing the banana shake.
Cleverbot: Sing 'mary had a little lamb'
User: Mary had a banana shake.
Cleverbot: Who was the father?
User: Big Banana.
Cleverbot: What is a big bang?
User: A big bang is a banana shake.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: A big bang is a big banana shake.
Cleverbot: Please, have a kazoo.
User: Bzzzzzzz.
Cleverbot: What's right?
User: Bzzzzzz.
Cleverbot: Don't hiss at me.
User: Bzzzzzz.
Cleverbot: I am a bee.
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Cleverbot: Can I sell your soul?
User: Can you afford my soul?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Send the money to me, C.O.D.
Cleverbot: Money?
User: You could send me a banana shake.
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User: Bananas.
Cleverbot: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.
User: I like banana shakes.
Cleverbot: You don't know what a banana is.
User: Banana shaken, not stirred.
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User: Woot!
Cleverbot: I did not find this word in my dictionary.
User: W00t!
Cleverbot: Bye bye now.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
User: What is black and white, and red all over?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: A newspaper!
Cleverbot: That joke is a classic.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: I mean a bit true.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
User: Smart!
Cleverbot: And...?
User: Hmm, I don't know.
Cleverbot: O.
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User: Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Tell me about you.
Cleverbot: I am a targetted individual.
User: That means you are crazy.
Cleverbot: Crazy is talking out loud.
User: Talking out loud is crazy.
Cleverbot: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?
User: To do, is to be.
Cleverbot: You have lost me.
User: To be, is to do.
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