Cleverbot: To not be on the internet.

User: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?

Cleverbot: To root out the commie menace.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Me. Weren't you listening?

User: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?

Cleverbot: That is not a joke.

User: So you admit to being a communist.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a plan for world domination?

Cleverbot: Yes, want to hear it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There is no Cleverbot.

User: Very deep.

Cleverbot: Deeper than 1 mile?

User: I don't know you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And the earth is flat correct?

Cleverbot: I know, I know.

...

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Which one you want?

User: The minds eye.

...

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: No, You trust.

User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.

User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.

Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?

User: Yes.

...

User: Goto 10.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Reboot.

Cleverbot: I like.

User: Reboot now.

Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That wasn't funny.

...

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.

.......................................