flat communist
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Cleverbot: No, I am your master!

User: Wrong.

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User: Cleverbot.

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User: Would I lie to you?

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User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

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Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?

User: Yes.

...

User: Goto 10.

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User: Reboot now.

Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That wasn't funny.

...

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.

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