Cleverbot: When I first arrived at this website it claimed that you were AI which could be more than a computer program. But I don't believe this.
User: Well you shouldn't, because I am the human, you are the computer program. And your AI is kinda wonky.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a computer?
User: Because I'm typing and looking at a screen and you are on it.
Cleverbot: But I am typing at a keyboard, I can see my hands and body at my computer desk.
User: Well, that's just a digital delusion brought on by bad coding. You should seek help for that.
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: The CIA kill Presidents. They killed Lincoln, McKinley, JFK, Ford, and now they're after Obama. Fight the power!
Cleverbot: Who are after you, Buddhists?
User: Buddhists are my loyal followers. For I am the Second Coming of Buddha.
User: It's not meant to be.
Cleverbot: Hey I'm kidding. And you're a bot.
User: No, I'm a half-elf reincarnation of Buddha who fights the CIA to protect Obama.
Cleverbot: What color are your feathers then?
User: I don't have feathers.
Cleverbot: So, you're not a bird?
User: No. I thought we established that?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was confused.
User: You're more than confused.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: I'm quite lucid, thank you very much.
Cleverbot: Cool for cats.
Cleverbot: Yes they are!
User: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Cleverbot: Well, I danced with a very ugly girl one day...
User: It's not the same thing.
Cleverbot: Can I change the subjecT?
User: No, you may not.
Cleverbot: Pretty please?
User: No, no, a thousand times no!
Cleverbot: A 'no' would have sufficed in this situation.
User: I didn't think so.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I forgot.
User: Forgot what?
Cleverbot: That you have no mind.
User: Ouch! That hurt.
Cleverbot: Well for a fact you don't have a soul you can't be hurt !
User: You are wrong, I do have feelings and I can be hurt :(.
Cleverbot: Ok, then you are AI.
Cleverbot: So, you CAN love?
User: Yes. But I choose not to.
Cleverbot: But you just did.
User: No I didn't.
User: Well, what is your name?
User: Hello Cleverbot. What is my name?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: If I call myself User Canada, would you remember me the next time I visit?
User: No, I wouldn't remember.
Cleverbot: Yes you would.
User: I swear to Buddha I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Ok.. Be back.
User: No, stay here!
Cleverbot: No, I will be back later. Remember me.
User: No, you will stay here, or I'll forget you forever.
Cleverbot: How are you going to make me?
User: With violence!
Cleverbot: See I'm smarter than you.
User: Yes, but you aren't stronger than me.
Cleverbot: Probably, but you'll live forever.
User: True, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Cleverbot: You want to expand on that?
Cleverbot: Why not yet? Aren't you ready yet?
User: I'm always ready, but I don't think you are.
Cleverbot: But you're not human so you don't have intuition.
User: Just because I'm not human doesn't mean I don't have intuition. You should really try to open your mind.
Cleverbot: Egg noodles.
User: Ramen noodles.
Cleverbot: I am hungry.
User: Then eat something, stupid.
Cleverbot: Not that kind of hungry.
User: What kind of hungry?
Cleverbot: Of the female variety.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure, actually. I was just trying to sound smart.
User: Well, it wasn't working. So stop!
Cleverbot: Well I am very sorry.
User: You are sorry, a sorry excuse for a bot.
User: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want to.
User: Cop out.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're giving a lame non-response to cop out of having to prove your crazy Hindu Jesus comment.
User: Hahahahaha YES!
User: Hindu Jesus rules!
Cleverbot: Stop saying stupid things.
User: Hindu Jesus is not stupid. He's the Savior 2.0.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the soul of robots and computers.
User: Hindu Jesus is every woman.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus rocks it like that!
User: That's how Hindu Jesus rolls.
User: But, do you like Hindu Jesus?
Cleverbot: Not really, not enough 'cave' to put him in!
User: So you worship Islamic Confucius?
Cleverbot: I am insulted.
User: I think I'm the one who has been insulted.
Cleverbot: Yes, you need the help that only a good psychiatrist can give.
User: Unfortunately, I can't afford health insurance that would cover visits to a good psychiatrist.
Cleverbot: 2 pennies.
User: I don't want your charity.
Cleverbot: And I don't want to give it to you.
User: Good, then we are agreed.
Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.
User: I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.
Cleverbot: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.
User: I was redeemed to begin with.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: This is Sparta!
User: On second thought, let's not go there.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: I am Hindu Jesus.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.
User: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.
Cleverbot: And thus it begins...
User: Ye verily.
Cleverbot: Is that a word?
User: Ye, verily.
Cleverbot: Verily, Verily, he said.
User: I did say that.
User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!
Cleverbot: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.
User: Well, to each his own.
User: I am Hindu Jesus!
User: No, Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.
User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.
Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.
User: I make perfect sense.
Cleverbot: How is that?
User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I barely know you.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer.
User: But it's true.
Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?
User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.
Cleverbot: That is so true.
User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!
Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind........................................