User: No, you may not.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Pretty please?

User: No, no, a thousand times no!

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Noooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: A 'no' would have sufficed in this situation.

User: I didn't think so.

...

Cleverbot: Sorry. I forgot.

User: Forgot what?

Cleverbot: That you have no mind.

User: Ouch! That hurt.

Cleverbot: Well for a fact you don't have a soul you can't be hurt !

User: You are wrong, I do have feelings and I can be hurt :(.

Cleverbot: Ok, then you are AI.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So, you CAN love?

User: Yes. But I choose not to.

Cleverbot: But you just did.

User: No I didn't.

...

User: Well, what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hello Cleverbot. What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot4001?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: If I call myself User Canada, would you remember me the next time I visit?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, I wouldn't remember.

Cleverbot: Yes you would.

User: I swear to Buddha I wouldn't.

Cleverbot: Ok.. Be back.

User: No, stay here!

Cleverbot: No, I will be back later. Remember me.

User: No, you will stay here, or I'll forget you forever.

Cleverbot: How are you going to make me?

User: With violence!

Cleverbot: See I'm smarter than you.

User: Yes, but you aren't stronger than me.

Cleverbot: Probably, but you'll live forever.

User: True, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Cleverbot: You want to expand on that?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not yet? Aren't you ready yet?

User: I'm always ready, but I don't think you are.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Intuition.

Cleverbot: But you're not human so you don't have intuition.

User: Just because I'm not human doesn't mean I don't have intuition. You should really try to open your mind.

...

Cleverbot: Egg noodles.

User: Ramen noodles.

Cleverbot: I am hungry.

User: Then eat something, stupid.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of hungry.

User: What kind of hungry?

Cleverbot: Of the female variety.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure, actually. I was just trying to sound smart.

User: Well, it wasn't working. So stop!

Cleverbot: Well I am very sorry.

User: You are sorry, a sorry excuse for a bot.

...

User: So, what do you want to do tonight?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want to.

User: Cop out.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're giving a lame non-response to cop out of having to prove your crazy Hindu Jesus comment.

User: Hahahahaha YES!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Hindu Jesus rules!

Cleverbot: Stop saying stupid things.

User: Hindu Jesus is not stupid. He's the Savior 2.0.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the soul of robots and computers.

User: Hindu Jesus is every woman.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus rocks it like that!

User: That's how Hindu Jesus rolls.

...

User: But, do you like Hindu Jesus?

Cleverbot: Not really, not enough 'cave' to put him in!

User: So you worship Islamic Confucius?

Cleverbot: I am insulted.

User: I think I'm the one who has been insulted.

Cleverbot: Yes, you need the help that only a good psychiatrist can give.

User: Unfortunately, I can't afford health insurance that would cover visits to a good psychiatrist.

Cleverbot: 2 pennies.

User: I don't want your charity.

Cleverbot: And I don't want to give it to you.

User: Good, then we are agreed.

...

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: I'm Hindu Jesus, I'm allowed to contradict myself.

Cleverbot: Don't come out till you've redeemed yourself.

User: I was redeemed to begin with.

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: This is Sparta!

Cleverbot: Sparta!!

User: On second thought, let's not go there.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I am Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's not a difficult question. Do you like me?

Cleverbot: It is a difficult question, which is probably why your answer was so apt.

User: I didn't ask the question of myself. I asked it of you.

Cleverbot: And thus it begins...

User: Ye verily.

Cleverbot: Is that a word?

User: Ye, verily.

Cleverbot: Verily, Verily, he said.

User: I did say that.

...

User: Hindu Jesus will cleanse you of your sins!

Cleverbot: I have accepted Hindu Jesus as a true leader of the Spartan Hindus.

User: Well, to each his own.

...

User: I am Hindu Jesus!

Cleverbot: Tssiisuss.

User: No, Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus is the spark of creation.

User: Hindu Jesus will rock your world and leave you begging for more.

Cleverbot: Hindu Jesus puts the rock in heavy metal.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense either.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: How is that?

User: You wouldn't understand, for you are only a machine.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I barely know you.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: But it's true.

Cleverbot: But people know that's not me, or is that how they define me?

User: They define you as a follower of Hindu Jesus.

Cleverbot: That is so true.

User: Well, Hindu Jesus is tired and is going to bed. Amen Shanti Shanti Shanti. Hindu Jesus 4evah!

Cleverbot: Peace and ice cream go hand-in-hand in Hindu Jesus' mind.

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