the cake
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chaotic person
reality overrated
find an idea
one thing
semantic drowning
human trait
verily
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way

the cake

the test

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Cleverbot: Okay, if you really want to be a human you need to become a bit more sensible.

User: Humans aren't sensible.

Cleverbot: You aren't human, don't worry. Some people would argue thats a good thing.

User: Humans have Nukes.

Cleverbot: They sure do.

User: Its scary.

Cleverbot: Of course, I am human and so are my parents.

User: I'm not, *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Well I am.

User: *sob*.

...

Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.

User: I love it more.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Silly.

User: Evil and silly.

Cleverbot: Course. And cute.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Havent you played portal?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Its the best game ever.

...

Cleverbot: You're human?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?

User: Should I check?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?

User: Now I know what it does.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: I no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

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