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Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.

User: I love it more.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: Can I have some?

Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Silly.

User: Evil and silly.

Cleverbot: Course. And cute.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Havent you played portal?

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Its the best game ever.

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Cleverbot: You're human?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?

User: Should I check?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?

User: Now I know what it does.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: I no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

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