Cleverbot: I love chocolate cake.User: I love it more.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.
User: Can I have some?
Cleverbot: No I don't share with evil intelligence.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Silly.
User: Evil and silly.
Cleverbot: Course. And cute.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Havent you played portal?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of.
User: Its the best game ever.
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Cleverbot: You're human?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Love me?
User: Very much so.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Can you tell whether you're talking to a human or to a computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What does the think for me button do?
User: Should I check?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I still love you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Should I hand in my notice?
User: Now I know what it does.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: I no.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
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