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User: What was it about? I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Well, I've cared about her for a long time now, but I'm not sure what to do at this point.

User: You should ask her out.

Cleverbot: I can't; that wouldn't be ethical. I'd say yes if she asked me out though.

User: Well convince her to ask you out.

Cleverbot: Huh? I thought I should convince you that I am human?

User: No, convince the girl to ask you out.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Get some friends to tell her that you're a great guy.

Cleverbot: The easy way or the hard way.

User: I think the easy way would be better.

Cleverbot: Lies. Could you be more callous?

User: GOD I said I was sorry already.

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User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you be my friend?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you own me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to own me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh.

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