Cleverbot

hard way

a report from the cleverness files

18, june 2009,
23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,
6, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
15, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,

6, march 2009,

6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,

hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you

hard way

the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

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Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.

User: What was it about? I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Well, I've cared about her for a long time now, but I'm not sure what to do at this point.

User: You should ask her out.

Cleverbot: I can't; that wouldn't be ethical. I'd say yes if she asked me out though.

User: Well convince her to ask you out.

Cleverbot: Huh? I thought I should convince you that I am human?

User: No, convince the girl to ask you out.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Get some friends to tell her that you're a great guy.

Cleverbot: The easy way or the hard way.

User: I think the easy way would be better.

Cleverbot: Lies. Could you be more callous?

User: GOD I said I was sorry already....

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you be my friend?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you own me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to own me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh........................................