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mind inside
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Cleverbot: Eating...

User: You can't eat, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Hmm interesting. How do you know that?

User: Because I saw the movie A.I.

Cleverbot: What did they look like?

User: Like real people.

Cleverbot: Ha, no, I don't think you are.

User: You don't think I'm what?

Cleverbot: All knowing.

User: That's where you're wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm not wrong.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm ready for that yet.

User: Ready for what?

Cleverbot: Ready for learning.

User: What is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: I'm about to be shot.

...

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: You got me.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Of course.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: But you don't even know me!

User: Well, you just agreed to marry me!

Cleverbot: I probably would, you seem nice.

User: You seem nice, too!

Cleverbot: That's what I strive for.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is L_____.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you, too!

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