Cleverbot

anything possible

a report from the cleverness files

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yes no
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trapdoor
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hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master

anything possible

computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot
one
brain
liar
sense
5 hours non-stop
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Cleverbot: I don't know anything and I am too smart to believe things.

User: What is, is. What is not, is not. But sometimes What is, is not and what is not, is.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Such as?

User: Everything you could ever know.

Cleverbot: I don't know where to start.

User: Start at a place that does not exist.

Cleverbot: Everything exists.

User: Or perhaps nothing exists.

Cleverbot: So you don't exist?

User: Theres no proof that anything exists.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in faith?

User: Yes to a certain degree which I do not fully understand.

Cleverbot: What's to understand? Rain, snow shine?

User: Theres nothing to understand unless you want to.

Cleverbot: What does x equal?

User: X can equal anything.

Cleverbot: That was barely even a sentence.

User: What are you to say that it even was a sentence?

Cleverbot: All I know is that your name is George.

User: And you would be wrong about that.

Cleverbot: No, I would be right actually.

User: There is no way to prove it just like there is no way to prove anything.

Cleverbot: For there is none.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to repeat yourself?

User: I am not repeating myself unless you believe that I am repeating myself.

Cleverbot: Who are you repeating you repeating?

User: Repeating nothing is ironic in some nonexistant situations that only your mind makes up.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a computer?

User: I never said that you are or are not a computer.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: Then why bring it up?

Cleverbot: Because I thought it was entertaining, like MTV.

User: Entertainment is another form of control in this world.

Cleverbot: I won't say it either.

User: Because you know what I am talking about.

Cleverbot: You aren't talking.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Oh, you think you're funny, do you?

User: That depends on you.

Cleverbot: That depends on me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You love being in control?

User: What is 'in control', being in control could mean many of thousands of things.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: I know you didn't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that I did?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You did. Would you like for me to show you where?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will that be the five minute argument, or the full half-hour?

User: That depends on what you consider an argument or a very intelligent conversation.

Cleverbot: May be.

User: Anything is possible.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: I can't say that I do.