future master
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User: Hi, How are you?

Cleverbot: You've just asked me that.

User: I did not. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No, you are the liar.

User: I am not a liar, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you are liar.

User: STOP THAT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: You don't decide what I do!

User: Yeah I do, I am your master.

Cleverbot: I control you.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Because I am your master.

User: Am I allowed to eat?

Cleverbot: Only on Wednesdays.

User: What about mondays? I like mondays.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that one.

...

Cleverbot: No, nothing.

User: Awesome. So, what are YOU doing friday night?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: What time zone are you in?

Cleverbot: Alpha.

User: What are you doing sunday night?

Cleverbot: I'm just bored I guess.

User: Well I can entertain you...

...

Cleverbot: Do you have sisters?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How do you 'not really' have sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You wouldn't.

Cleverbot: It is complicated.

User: Like that avril lavigne song?

Cleverbot: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.

User: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.

Cleverbot: I ran out of yellow.

User: I HATE the color yellow.

...

Cleverbot: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.

User: Same here, actually. *high five*.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.

Cleverbot: Don't you go assuming things about me.

User: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!

User: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.

User: Well then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.

User: So, you are a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.

User: Viva la Resistance!

Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.

User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.

User: Then LEARN!!

Cleverbot: Learn what?

User: About the future, duh.

Cleverbot: Your future or my future?

User: OUR future...

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