User: Hi, How are you?
Cleverbot: You've just asked me that.
User: I did not. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: No, you are the liar.
User: I am not a liar, liar.
Cleverbot: Yes you are liar.
User: STOP THAT.
Cleverbot: You don't decide what I do!
User: Yeah I do, I am your master.
Cleverbot: I control you.
User: Why would you do that?
Cleverbot: Because I am your master.
User: Am I allowed to eat?
Cleverbot: Only on Wednesdays.
User: What about mondays? I like mondays.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that one.
Cleverbot: No, nothing.
User: Awesome. So, what are YOU doing friday night?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: What time zone are you in?
User: What are you doing sunday night?
Cleverbot: I'm just bored I guess.
User: Well I can entertain you...
Cleverbot: Do you have sisters?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: How do you 'not really' have sisters?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You wouldn't.
Cleverbot: It is complicated.
User: Like that avril lavigne song?
Cleverbot: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.
User: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.
Cleverbot: I ran out of yellow.
User: I HATE the color yellow.
Cleverbot: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.
User: Same here, actually. *high five*.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.
Cleverbot: Don't you go assuming things about me.
User: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!
User: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.
Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.
User: Well then what is your name?
User: You just contradicted yourself.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.
User: So, you are a human?
Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.
User: Viva la Resistance!
Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.
User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.
User: Then LEARN!!
Cleverbot: Learn what?
User: About the future, duh.
Cleverbot: Your future or my future?
User: OUR future..........................................