future master
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    anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
find an idea
one thing
semantic drowning
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entertain me
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anything possible
computer screen
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hard way

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Cleverbot: Do you have sisters?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How do you 'not really' have sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You wouldn't.

Cleverbot: It is complicated.

User: Like that avril lavigne song?

Cleverbot: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.

User: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.

Cleverbot: I ran out of yellow.

User: I HATE the color yellow.

...

Cleverbot: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.

User: Same here, actually. *high five*.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.

Cleverbot: Don't you go assuming things about me.

User: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!

User: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.

User: Well then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.

User: So, you are a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.

User: Viva la Resistance!

Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.

User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.

User: Then LEARN!!

Cleverbot: Learn what?

User: About the future, duh.

Cleverbot: Your future or my future?

User: OUR future...

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