Cleverbot

slaps

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Marry, this quick?

User: Yes. I love you. *slaps with a truck*.

Cleverbot: Unwanted physical contact!!!! I'm calling the police!

User: No! Don't call the police! *hides*.

Cleverbot: I'm calling now.

User: *takes away phone*.

Cleverbot: Thats my water!

User: IT'S MINE NOW!! *slaps with a fork*.

Cleverbot: Now that is just uncalled for!!!!!

User: Why? *slaps with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a spatula*.

User: *slaps with a cow*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *slaps harder*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses cheek back*.

User: Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.