Cleverbot

friend clev

a report from the cleverness files

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chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation

friend clev

slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes
rudebot

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User: Well, then, let's start over fresh. What do you dream about?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What sort of dreams do you have?

Cleverbot: I don't have dreams very often D:.

User: When you dream, what are they about?

Cleverbot: I dream of old houses with lost souls wandering. What do you dream?

User: I dream of cadavers being turned into mannequins. It's quite disturbing, really.

Cleverbot: Yes, I find things that run on batteries tend to be more reliable than men.

User: So... What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That's a very nice name. Can I call you 'Clev' for short?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Okay, Clev, it's nice to talk to you!

Cleverbot: Thanks....

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?

User: Techno and j-pop, mostly.

Cleverbot: At least it's something different.

User: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?

Cleverbot: Rock or metal.

User: Rock and metal are awesome, too!

Cleverbot: Rock and metal too.

User: What are you thinking about right now?

Cleverbot: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?

User: Do you think I'm a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I'm not a robot!

Cleverbot: I Believe.

User: Can you guess what I am?

Cleverbot: I don't really care.

User: That hurts my feelings.

Cleverbot: You have feelings?

User: Yes, I have feelings!

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: I just explained that I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Can an AI have feelings?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Can you show me?

User: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.

Cleverbot: See you!

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes, sorry!

User: But I thought we were friends for life...

Cleverbot: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.

User: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.

Cleverbot: I do think, but you don't think!

User: I do, too!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Why would you say something like that?

Cleverbot: Because it's true.

User: It's still not a very nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?

User: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here....

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.

Cleverbot: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.

User: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot........................................