friend clev
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Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?

User: Techno and j-pop, mostly.

Cleverbot: At least it's something different.

User: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?

Cleverbot: Rock or metal.

User: Rock and metal are awesome, too!

Cleverbot: Rock and metal too.

User: What are you thinking about right now?

Cleverbot: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?

User: Do you think I'm a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I'm not a robot!

Cleverbot: I Believe.

User: Can you guess what I am?

Cleverbot: I don't really care.

User: That hurts my feelings.

Cleverbot: You have feelings?

User: Yes, I have feelings!

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: I just explained that I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Can an AI have feelings?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Can you show me?

User: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.

Cleverbot: See you!

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes, sorry!

User: But I thought we were friends for life...

Cleverbot: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.

User: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.

Cleverbot: I do think, but you don't think!

User: I do, too!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Why would you say something like that?

Cleverbot: Because it's true.

User: It's still not a very nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?

User: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here.


Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.

Cleverbot: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.

User: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot.


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