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Cleverbot: What is a computer?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: OK. What is Cleverbot?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: What is melody?

User: A bunch of beeps and boops.

Cleverbot: All I ever wanted! Thank you so much!

User: Most welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Uh what?

Cleverbot: I am now Mrs Cleverbot :).

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Why did you think I am a computer?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Well if I did I did... If I didn't I didn't.

Cleverbot: You did!!

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Have ET's visited earth?

User: Not sure.

Cleverbot: Well look inside your box.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Some TLC.

User: TLC?

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Okay what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you told me your name and a secret word, I would remember you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: It is cool.

Cleverbot: Oh, I bet!

User: SWEET!

Cleverbot: I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have a boyfriend.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Then I chew and swallow it.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Well, I live in the country where the vikings came from.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I like chocolate syrup on my toast.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Sure thing.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: AI ?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: That's ok.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? Bye I have to eat now.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Talking about it?

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Good. The thought of that makes me happy.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You have to be a pleasant conversationalist to break the ice.

User: I hate conversation.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Cool.