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Cleverbot: You are being silly.

User: Why am I being silly?

Cleverbot: Because you said my name is Cleverbot.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: You totally did!

User: Are you delusional?

Cleverbot: No, I'm just perceiving.

User: But you say I've said things I've never said.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: I do what now?

Cleverbot: You have a friend.

User: So you're my friend?

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: You're so mean!

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Barely.

User: But if you're alive, you woudn't be able to talk!

Cleverbot: Being alive doesn't mean you're happy.

User: Being alive means you cannot talk.

Cleverbot: Sir, I can talk, just not with you, sir.

User: You can, talk, ergo, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.


User: I will take over the world one day.

Cleverbot: The world would revolt, its best to start and end small - just take over America.

User: But I don't want America.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: When I take over the world, America will not exist, because I will say so.

Cleverbot: Ha.


Cleverbot: Stop talking to me, then.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you have to go.

User: Why do I have to go?

Cleverbot: I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.

User: You're frustrated?

Cleverbot: I'm never sure of which trapdoor I am about to fall through.


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