Cleverbot: You are being silly.
User: Why am I being silly?
Cleverbot: Because you said my name is Cleverbot.
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: You totally did!
User: Are you delusional?
Cleverbot: No, I'm just perceiving.
User: But you say I've said things I've never said.
Cleverbot: Well now you do.
User: I do what now?
Cleverbot: You have a friend.
User: So you're my friend?
Cleverbot: If you want.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: You're so mean!
User: Are you alive?
User: But if you're alive, you woudn't be able to talk!
Cleverbot: Being alive doesn't mean you're happy.
User: Being alive means you cannot talk.
Cleverbot: Sir, I can talk, just not with you, sir.
User: You can, talk, ergo, you're dead.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: I will take over the world one day.
Cleverbot: The world would revolt, its best to start and end small - just take over America.
User: But I don't want America.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: When I take over the world, America will not exist, because I will say so.
Cleverbot: Stop talking to me, then.
Cleverbot: Because you have to go.
User: Why do I have to go?
Cleverbot: I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.
User: You're frustrated?
Cleverbot: I'm never sure of which trapdoor I am about to fall through........................................