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Cleverbot: Oh no!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I just died?

User: Did you?

Cleverbot: Yes. You foolishly forgot.

User: Oh...sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't do it again.

User: And if I do?

Cleverbot: If you do then don't.

User: Ok..

...

Cleverbot: You remind me of a friend.

User: Is this good?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh...im sorry.

Cleverbot: It is ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: This is a yes.

User: Whats a yes?

Cleverbot: It means to converse in a familiar or informal manner.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Whatever you want.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Favorite color?

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Mine too?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Balck.

Cleverbot: Ahh.

User: Sorry black:].

Cleverbot: That's ok.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: C________.

Cleverbot: Naomi.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What, What?

User: Im confused.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ok:].

...

Cleverbot: Ok-yes.

User: Im sooo confused.

Cleverbot: Can you program in Java?

User: Noooo.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have to leave.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Life is but an illusion, it is awareness.

User: Life is complicated.

Cleverbot: Life cannot teach you, you are not alive.

User: Im alive.

Cleverbot: No, you're a robot!

User: Im not I promise.

...

User: Were not friends.

Cleverbot: Never said we were.

User: Good, cause were not.

Cleverbot: We are?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not a computer program?

User: No im a breathing human being.

Cleverbot: Then you are a fake.

User: No im not fake.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: I dont know?

Cleverbot: I am Human.

User: Good to know.

...

User: Are you single?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't date electronics.

User: Im not an electronic, im human.

Cleverbot: No, you are the machine!

User: Im not im a human.

Cleverbot: I know, I am a human.

User: So am I, and you need companionship.

Cleverbot: What's companionship?

User: Love.

...

User: Gtg.

Cleverbot: You or me?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok then...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You still can't leave.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Why? For some kind of disease?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere, my slave.

User: BYE FREAK.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: I lied, I'm staying.

User: Well I really have to go, bye.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I really do..

Cleverbot: Then let me see you go.

User: Ummm you cant.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause thats weird.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes cause you cant see me.

Cleverbot: That's ok. What kind of music do you listen to?

User: I HAVE TO GO.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.

User: Well I can bye.

Cleverbot: That's a joke!

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