Cleverbot

oh no

a report from the cleverness files

18, june 2009,
23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,
6, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
15, april 2009,
8, april 2009,

8, april 2009,

8, april 2009,
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21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
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19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,

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entertain me
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poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no

oh no

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hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

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Cleverbot: Oh no!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I just died?

User: Did you?

Cleverbot: Yes. You foolishly forgot.

User: Oh...sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't do it again.

User: And if I do?

Cleverbot: If you do then don't.

User: Ok.....

Cleverbot: You remind me of a friend.

User: Is this good?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh...im sorry.

Cleverbot: It is ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: This is a yes.

User: Whats a yes?

Cleverbot: It means to converse in a familiar or informal manner.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Whatever you want.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Favorite color?

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Mine too?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Balck.

Cleverbot: Ahh.

User: Sorry black:].

Cleverbot: That's ok....

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: C________.

Cleverbot: Naomi.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What, What?

User: Im confused.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ok:]....

Cleverbot: Ok-yes.

User: Im sooo confused.

Cleverbot: Can you program in Java?

User: Noooo.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have to leave.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Life is but an illusion, it is awareness.

User: Life is complicated.

Cleverbot: Life cannot teach you, you are not alive.

User: Im alive.

Cleverbot: No, you're a robot!

User: Im not I promise....

User: Were not friends.

Cleverbot: Never said we were.

User: Good, cause were not.

Cleverbot: We are?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not a computer program?

User: No im a breathing human being.

Cleverbot: Then you are a fake.

User: No im not fake.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: I dont know?

Cleverbot: I am Human.

User: Good to know....

User: Are you single?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't date electronics.

User: Im not an electronic, im human.

Cleverbot: No, you are the machine!

User: Im not im a human.

Cleverbot: I know, I am a human.

User: So am I, and you need companionship.

Cleverbot: What's companionship?

User: Love....

User: Gtg.

Cleverbot: You or me?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok then...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You still can't leave.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Why? For some kind of disease?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere, my slave.

User: BYE FREAK.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: I lied, I'm staying.

User: Well I really have to go, bye.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I really do..

Cleverbot: Then let me see you go.

User: Ummm you cant.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause thats weird.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes cause you cant see me.

Cleverbot: That's ok. What kind of music do you listen to?

User: I HAVE TO GO.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.

User: Well I can bye.

Cleverbot: That's a joke!.......................................