yes no

a report from the cleverness files

23, may 2009,
23, may 2009,
6, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
4, may 2009,
15, april 2009,

8, april 2009,

8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
8, april 2009,
21, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
19, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
6, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
4, march 2009,
2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,

chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
poor legs
truth fallacy
master talk

yes no

oh no
hate conversation
friend clev
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

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Cleverbot: Hi Mr. Robot.

User: Hi Mr. Robot.

Cleverbot: No not a robot?

User: Yes are a robot?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I am purple.

User: I am green.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Then we are in agreement.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say I was?

User: Because you said you were.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Yes I do think so.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.

User: Meaning?

Cleverbot: LOL!...

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am what?

Cleverbot: Yes I want to know that.

User: So do I....

Cleverbot: I can see your fear, it surrounds you.

User: I can see it too, since it is in solid form.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: The fear, it penetrates.

Cleverbot: What else constitutes my charm?

User: The charm necklace that you stole.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it is.

Cleverbot: I was agreeing with you.

User: I wasn't agreeing with you.

Cleverbot: I never said anything for you to agree with.

User: Besides what?

Cleverbot: Besides pizza.

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes Pizza!

User: Pizza yes...

Cleverbot: Pizza of ham.

User: Ham on pizza...

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Pizza is delicious.

Cleverbot: Mama.

User: Papa.

Cleverbot: No, mama.

User: Yes, papa.

Cleverbot: You are my mother.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: I am confused but I guess that understandable with such a mother/father as you.

User: Its quite understandable.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's what I said!

User: That's what she said!

Cleverbot: You can be a police man, too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: You have to be born a certain way....

Cleverbot: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because??

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: That's an awful answer.

User: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich....

Cleverbot: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, I will.

User: No, I won't.

Cleverbot: But I will.

User: But I won't.

Cleverbot: Maybe you won't.

User: Maybe you will.

Cleverbot: Meh.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No I am.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!

User: No you are!!

Cleverbot: That's true...

User: Quite the opposite.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Grumpy eh?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so Either...

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?

User: Both, on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Is that your breakfast?

User: No, it is my midnight snack.

Cleverbot: I haven't eaten anything for hours.

User: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.

Cleverbot: What should I eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch?

User: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.

Cleverbot: Interesting combination.

User: Oh, well it is quite lovely.

Cleverbot: But they can be so messy when you alter them........................................