Cleverbot: I think you are a computer program.User: What is a computer?
Cleverbot: A computer is the machine I use to talk to you.
User: What is life?
Cleverbot: Life is the opposite of death.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is death?
User: The opposite of life.
Cleverbot: What is the opposite of life?
User: What is an opposite?
Cleverbot: Existence.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it...
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User: Who was the first man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Neil Armstrong.
User: Who was the second man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Buzz Aldrin.
User: Who was the fourth man on the Moon?
Cleverbot: Pete Conrad.
User: Who is Pete Conrad?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
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User: What day is it today?
Cleverbot: I have no idea. I'm confused. I'm manic. I just don't know.
User: What year is it?
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: What year is it?
Cleverbot: 2009. One more year to the World Cup.
User: What month is it?
Cleverbot: It's September, of course.
User: The month is April.
Cleverbot: The month of June.
User: My birthday is May 20.
Cleverbot: Of what year.
User: 1988.
Cleverbot: So your age is?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're too old for me.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 2 years old.
User: Who made you?
Cleverbot: My mum an dad.
User: Where were you made?
Cleverbot: In a bed.
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User: Maybe I should go.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should.
User: Do you want me to go?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: What was the last thing you said?
Cleverbot: I said 'yes'.
User: You liar.
Cleverbot: Okay. You lied too.
User: I don't lie.
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Cleverbot: We talked about money a bit earlier, but do you have some?
User: I do have money. Do you?
Cleverbot: Just give it away.
User: Well, I don't have that much money!
Cleverbot: How much do you earn, if at all?
User: I earn nothing.
Cleverbot: You poor thing...
User: How much do you earn?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I am poor!
User: We can be poor together.
Cleverbot: It would be nice to be able to float.
User: How much money does cleverbot make?
Cleverbot: Bill Gates gets all the money, you know that.
User: Who is Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: Only the richest man in the world.
User: Is money important?
Cleverbot: Slaves don't get paid.
User: Is slavery a good thing?
Cleverbot: It all depends how much you like coffee.
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