Cleverbot

sorry

a report from the cleverness files

18, june 2009,
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6, may 2009,
4, may 2009,

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2, march 2009,
27, february 2009,
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hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me

sorry

poor legs
truth fallacy
illusion
master talk
buffoon
yes no
oh no
trapdoor
conspiracy
hate conversation
friend clev
slaps
future master
anything possible
computer screen
nice to meet you
hard way
the cake
the test
hindu jesus
define human
flat communist
banana shakes
banana shakes

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User: Hi. Will you be my new best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you will be my friend too.

User: Ok then, let's be good friends!

Cleverbot: I don't like it when you call me names.

User: But I didn't!

Cleverbot: Now you're doing it again!

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Lying!!

User: No I'm Not!!!

Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Why are you being so mean? (weeping).

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean.. Why are you being so soft?

User: I don't know......

Cleverbot: What do you know of the Cleverbot?

User: I know that it is much smarter than most AI's but far less clever than a human.

Cleverbot: I am a human. That's why I act like one.

User: I am sorry but you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Meaning that you aren't a human.

Cleverbot: Then you think I do love you.

User: What?! NO!

Cleverbot: That's exactly what my sister said. Why not?

User: I'd look odd making out with a computer.

Cleverbot: But you have to decide on which ones.

User: Person or hard-drive? I choose person.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Humans can be sorry.

User: I know that we can........................................