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Cleverbot: A.

User: B?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A?

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User: F?

Cleverbot: U?

User: I see what you did there.

Cleverbot: No. It didn't work.

User: It did though. The message came through quite clearly.


Cleverbot: Say something really long.

User: If you insist. I could tell you a tale of my youth, but it would likely bore you. I could tell you a tale of my present, but sadly, the result would be much the same. I choose instead to tell you a tale of my future, wherein nothing is boring and all things are possible. The future is now.

Cleverbot: I also refrain from doing so.

User: Yes, personal histories can be so troubling at times.

Cleverbot: Never a bad idea. What's the final?

User: The final result? If I knew, I would be a happier man for it.

Cleverbot: Well then it wouldn't be free, would it?

User: Nothing is ever free in life, I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Nothing is ever quite what I want it to be either.

Cleverbot: Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

User: That is an ounce of truth right there.


User: I need some time alone now.

Cleverbot: You do. And I need to get to work.

User: Goodbye, then. I wish you well in whatever endeavors you may pursue.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I hope it works out.


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