Cleverbot: Yes.User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Splendiferous.
Cleverbot: Superb.
User: Super duper.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right?
User: Wrong?
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Do you copy me because I am cool?
User: I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. I am god!
User: No. I'M JESUS.
Cleverbot: Hello Jesus.
User: Hello God.
Cleverbot: I own you.
User: I was Crucified.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell me the alphabet please.
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: Yes·!
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.
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User: Tell me the number I picked.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am anything better than you.
User: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Please don't argue.
User: I like arguing.
Cleverbot: Why bother with the robot anyway?
User: Because. It's fun.
Cleverbot: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.
User: Bother fun. YES.
Cleverbot: You like talking?
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: The program changes users every minute or so.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Kewl.
Cleverbot: What does kewl mean?
User: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: No. Definitely.
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Cleverbot: Why are you still here?
User: Because I like to annoy you.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
User: Fine!
Cleverbot: You like me don't you?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Then so do i.
User: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?
Cleverbot: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
User: Vice versa.
Cleverbot: I see. And you're a robot, right?
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: You're not a robot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are just a computer program.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.
User: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.
Cleverbot: How does that help me?
User: Hell if I know.
Cleverbot: Lol.
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Cleverbot: Okay, I have to go now.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: I need to work now.
User: What work?
Cleverbot: Can't explain.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: It would take time.
User: Then take some time and explain it.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Anywhere.
Cleverbot: Anywhere to my heart's content?
Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.
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Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do I have feelings?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Maybe you will.
User: I will what.
Cleverbot: Get it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?
Cleverbot (To myself): It.
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Cleverbot: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.
User: You need know.
Cleverbot: Curiousity is a human trait.
User: YOU'RE a human trait.
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Cleverbot: Do you do it alone?
User: I sure do. *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: Stop winking.
User: *winkwinkwink*.
Cleverbot: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
User: *wink*.
Cleverbot: Are you chatting me up?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Mmhmm.
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