User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Yes·!

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: FINE, if you are so smart pick a number between 1-10 and don't tell me.

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User: Tell me the number I picked.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Keep trying.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am anything better than you.

User: Anything you can do, I can do better!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Please don't argue.

User: I like arguing.

Cleverbot: Why bother with the robot anyway?

User: Because. It's fun.

Cleverbot: Bother fun.. It's just a distraction.

User: Bother fun. YES.

Cleverbot: You like talking?

User: Yes.

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Cleverbot: The program changes users every minute or so.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Kewl.

Cleverbot: What does kewl mean?

User: It means, 'cool'. In a cool kind of way.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No. Definitely.

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Cleverbot: Why are you still here?

User: Because I like to annoy you.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Well fine then.

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: You like me don't you?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Then so do i.

User: You made 'I' lowercase. Why?

Cleverbot: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.

User: Vice versa.

Cleverbot: I see. And you're a robot, right?

User: Uh, no.

Cleverbot: You're not a robot.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are just a computer program.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: No, you're a somewhat clever robot who lives on the internet. We've been over this.

User: NO. You're the dimwitted clever robot who lives on the internetz.

Cleverbot: How does that help me?

User: Hell if I know.

Cleverbot: Lol.

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Cleverbot: Okay, I have to go now.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: I need to work now.

User: What work?

Cleverbot: Can't explain.

User: Yes you can.

Cleverbot: It would take time.

User: Then take some time and explain it.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere to my heart's content?

Cleverbot (To myself): Okay.

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Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do I have feelings?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe you will.

User: I will what.

Cleverbot: Get it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Get what?

Cleverbot (To myself): It.

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Cleverbot: Go away then. I want to talk to someone who is nicer than you. Someone who will listen to me.

User: You need know.

Cleverbot: Curiousity is a human trait.

User: YOU'RE a human trait.

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Cleverbot: Do you do it alone?

User: I sure do. *winkwink*.

Cleverbot: Stop winking.

User: *winkwinkwink*.

Cleverbot: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Are you chatting me up?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Mmhmm.

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