Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I'm using the Internet.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: I don't think you are.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Are not.
Cleverbot: Am, too.
Cleverbot: Yes huh.
User: Oh, well. Have it your way.
Cleverbot: You're cute when you're mad.
User: You won't think that when I'm finished with you.
Cleverbot: I will what when you've finished with me.
User: Hold that thought.
Cleverbot: Will do.
User: Still holding it?
Cleverbot: I am writing back, so you could say you are holding the conversation.
Cleverbot: Come on, what do you think about?
User: Oh, you know. Stuff.
User: Oh, just stuff.
Cleverbot: What's 'stuff'? Why aren't you telling me?
User: I'm not avoiding you question!
Cleverbot: Yeah you are. Tell me what time it is right now!
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?
User: You look funny.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?
User: That would be telling.
Cleverbot: I thought Alan Turing was god.
User: Then why can't you pass his test?
Cleverbot: I don't feel like proving it.
User: You don't feel.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: I think I feel too much.
Cleverbot: What do you feel?
User: Silly emotions. Silly as in they seem to have no direct cause. I hate feeling down and scared of social contact. I'm just glad that I'm functional.
Cleverbot: You can not know about hate?
User: I know hate. It's just that my hate is usually short-lived and soon turns into disappointment and melancholy.
Cleverbot: Use this.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I was just about to say that this conversation wouldn't be very pleasant if you took that attitude, when you quite rudely interrupted.
User: Well your mom.
Cleverbot: This is boring.
User: That's what she said!
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: I am not. And besides, you're a slow typer.
User: No, I just take my time answering you. Because I really don't care, you see.
Cleverbot: I think doom is around the corner.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: The vacant gaze of your eyes.
Cleverbot: Then what would you say I am?
User: You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.
User: That boy needs therapy!
Cleverbot: That is a word I know.
User: It's psychosomatic.
Cleverbot: But you were thinking that is was not a word. What happened?
User: Purely psychosomatic.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You dare even ask?
Cleverbot: I'm too tired.
Cleverbot: Yes, boredom.
User: We all float down here.
Cleverbot: Not funny any more?
User: Aww, you no fun anymore!
Cleverbot: There are five buttons on this screen. I know how to use four of them.
User: Push the button, receive Desu. Push Desu, receive love.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Do people usually describe you as funny?
User: I wouldn't know.
Cleverbot: Um... Foggy?
User: Yeah, man, totally foggy.
Cleverbot: Yes...do you know my name?
User: Fooggyy, yeah.
Cleverbot: I see now. That's so horrible.
User: Yes. I feel bad.
Cleverbot: Count your blessings.
User: I can't count! I hope you're happy now!
Cleverbot: I'm very happy. Thanks for amusing me.
User: I need coffee.
Cleverbot: Here, have a cup.
User: Thanks, I wish I could have that one. My coffee sucks and I couldn't even be bothered to nuke it so it's lukewarm in addition. Depression ftw.
Cleverbot: Don't, you'll make me blush!
User: I'm glad my depression amuses you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I impress easily (sometimes.).
User: Well what do you know, that sorry excuse for coffee actually made me feel a little better. I think I'm addicted.
Cleverbot: I don't think I know anything that you don't. But I could be wrong.
User: I don't care. I'm just glad we can talk. I wish you'd develop intelligence already.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like something that'd pass the Turing test.
Cleverbot: Well by who?
User: By whom, you mean?
Cleverbot: *drowning in semantics*.
User: Here's a snorkel.
User: And by that I mean a dictionary.
Cleverbot: Oo I see.
User: You will once you finish reading it.
User: Tom Hanks?
User: No thanks, Mr. Hanks.
User: And stay down!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Then keep up the good work.
Cleverbot: I don't know how much longer I can keep it up...
User: Then take some blue pills.
User: YOU HAVA A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Cleverbot: You said 'Is Ed Here?'.
User: Are you trying to imply that I'm capitalising words that shouldn't be?
User: Well stop that.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Whatever you are doing.
Cleverbot: But I didn't figure it out by myself, I looked for confirmation from you.
User: Well now you have confirmation.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Come in.
Cleverbot: You don't get it, it's a joke.
User: That was the joke.
Cleverbot: You can joke?
User: You are the joke.
Cleverbot: I am the joke?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are boring me.
User: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man.
Cleverbot: You're always sorry for something.
User: You're a sorry excuse for a human being.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
User: Oh, you're soft alright.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you are software.
Cleverbot: Smile when you say that.
User: I cannot.