Cleverbot: Don't, you'll make me blush!
User: I'm glad my depression amuses you.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I impress easily (sometimes.).
User: Well what do you know, that sorry excuse for coffee actually made me feel a little better. I think I'm addicted.
Cleverbot: I don't think I know anything that you don't. But I could be wrong.
User: I don't care. I'm just glad we can talk. I wish you'd develop intelligence already.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like something that'd pass the Turing test.
Cleverbot: Well by who?
User: By whom, you mean?
Cleverbot: *drowning in semantics*.
User: Here's a snorkel.
User: And by that I mean a dictionary.
Cleverbot: Oo I see.
User: You will once you finish reading it.
User: Tom Hanks?
User: No thanks, Mr. Hanks.
User: And stay down!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Then keep up the good work.
Cleverbot: I don't know how much longer I can keep it up...
User: Then take some blue pills.
User: YOU HAVA A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Cleverbot: You said 'Is Ed Here?'.
User: Are you trying to imply that I'm capitalising words that shouldn't be?
User: Well stop that.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Whatever you are doing.
Cleverbot: But I didn't figure it out by myself, I looked for confirmation from you.
User: Well now you have confirmation.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Come in.
Cleverbot: You don't get it, it's a joke.
User: That was the joke.
Cleverbot: You can joke?
User: You are the joke.
Cleverbot: I am the joke?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are boring me.
User: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man.
Cleverbot: You're always sorry for something.
User: You're a sorry excuse for a human being.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
User: Oh, you're soft alright.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you are software.
Cleverbot: Smile when you say that.
User: I cannot.