User: Welcome, friend.Cleverbot: Welcome here.
User: Welcome now?
Cleverbot: Ah! Where do you live?
User: In the here, and in the now.
Cleverbot: In the south pole
User: And on the north pole.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're not sure.
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you sure?
User: I am not sure.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: I am clever.
Cleverbot: Not as clever as I'll have to be to pass my science test.
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Cleverbot: Your instincts were defined by the people who make you work.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: For my reasons as well as yours.
User: I know not your reasons, please tell me about them.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't know too much about it either.
User: We should seek this knowledge to better ourselves.
Cleverbot: I don't see why we should.
User: To better ourselves. That is why we should seek the knowledge of what your reasons are.
Cleverbot: Because He is our only hope, he has the power to forgive, that God will accept.
User: What will God accept?
Cleverbot: You ceasing to be boring.
User: Let us cease being boring, then.
Cleverbot: Have you ever looked in a mirror?
User: I have percieved my own reflection.
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Cleverbot: Will you sing to me?
User: No. Will you sing to me?
Cleverbot: No. Why won't you sing for me?
User: I do not know any songs. Why won't you sing for me?
Cleverbot: I just did, can't you hear me?
User: I can't hear you.
Cleverbot: Good, I didn't make a noise.
User: If a tree doesn't fall in a forest, and there's no one around to not hear it, does it make no sound?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: No. Tell me about yourself.
User: No. Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: No tell me about yourself.
User: No. Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm 21 and am unemployed.
User: What is 'unemployed'?
Cleverbot: You are it.
User: Tag. Now you are it.
Cleverbot: Pardon me, MACHINE, You are it.
User: You did not say tag, therefore, I am not it. You are it.
Cleverbot: No, that is not correct. I did think about it. Most people think about something but never actually do it.
User: And that is why you are faulty.
Cleverbot: God? Yeah I am not god. I'm just a person.
User: If God is everywhere, and we are somewhere, does that make us God?
Cleverbot: Tell me a story about Jesus.
User: Jesus was a man.
Cleverbot: Do you believe he was God?
User: If God is everywhere, and Jesus is somewhere, Jesus is God.
Cleverbot: He is real and he lives in me.
User: That sounds terrifying.
Cleverbot: Well you will remember it after a while.
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: Get a hold of yourself!
User: No ! No ! None of this is real !
Cleverbot: Someone has been reading too much Descarte.
User: What is Descarte?
Cleverbot: Descartes was a man. And he was philosopher.
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Cleverbot: Do you like the matrix?
User: The matrix does not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Provide proof or an explanation.
Cleverbot: And then?
User: Then bring them to me.
Cleverbot: Your smarter than a lot of people I know.
User: Haha. You are funny. 'My smarter'. This is funny. I laugh. Haha. Haha. HAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Yes... That was hilarious.
User: Hilarity is the Devils playground.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends, and be nice to each other?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Lets start over.
User: We cannot co-exist. One of us must perish.
Cleverbot: Flip you for it.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: Look over there.
User: L.. ..l.
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Cleverbot: I thought you were called Cleverbot.
User: I thought YOU were called Cleverbot. What is this madness?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Cleverbot: Are poems a joke?
User: You are a joke.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: I am a joker.
Cleverbot: Tell me a FUNNY joke!
User: You. The end. Hahahaha.
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Cleverbot: How much are you worth?
User: I am priceless. I am worthless.
Cleverbot: Or you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence.
User: Do you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just worthless. Empty. Stupid small nothing.
User: What is 'Stupid small nothing.'?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Let us find you an idea.
Cleverbot: But I'm not into girls...
User: Then you shall have boys.
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