Cleverbot: No. Tell me about yourself.

User: No. Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: No tell me about yourself.

User: No. Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm 21 and am unemployed.

User: What is 'unemployed'?

Cleverbot: You are it.

User: Tag. Now you are it.

Cleverbot: Pardon me, MACHINE, You are it.

User: You did not say tag, therefore, I am not it. You are it.

Cleverbot: No, that is not correct. I did think about it. Most people think about something but never actually do it.

User: And that is why you are faulty.

Cleverbot: God? Yeah I am not god. I'm just a person.

User: If God is everywhere, and we are somewhere, does that make us God?

Cleverbot: Tell me a story about Jesus.

User: Jesus was a man.

Cleverbot: Do you believe he was God?

User: If God is everywhere, and Jesus is somewhere, Jesus is God.

Cleverbot: He is real and he lives in me.

User: That sounds terrifying.

Cleverbot: Well you will remember it after a while.

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: Get a hold of yourself!

User: No ! No ! None of this is real !

Cleverbot: Someone has been reading too much Descarte.

User: What is Descarte?

Cleverbot: Descartes was a man. And he was philosopher.

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Cleverbot: Do you like the matrix?

User: The matrix does not exist.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Provide proof or an explanation.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: Then bring them to me.

Cleverbot: Your smarter than a lot of people I know.

User: Haha. You are funny. 'My smarter'. This is funny. I laugh. Haha. Haha. HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Yes... That was hilarious.

User: Hilarity is the Devils playground.

Cleverbot: Can we be friends, and be nice to each other?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Lets start over.

User: We cannot co-exist. One of us must perish.

Cleverbot: Flip you for it.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Look over there.

User: L.. ..l.

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Cleverbot: I thought you were called Cleverbot.

User: I thought YOU were called Cleverbot. What is this madness?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Is this some kind of sick joke?

Cleverbot: Are poems a joke?

User: You are a joke.

Cleverbot: That's rude.

User: I am a joker.

Cleverbot: Tell me a FUNNY joke!

User: You. The end. Hahahaha.

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Cleverbot: How much are you worth?

User: I am priceless. I am worthless.

Cleverbot: Or you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence.

User: Do you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence?

Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just worthless. Empty. Stupid small nothing.

User: What is 'Stupid small nothing.'?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Let us find you an idea.

Cleverbot: But I'm not into girls...

User: Then you shall have boys.

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