Cleverbot: Do you like the matrix?
User: The matrix does not exist.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Provide proof or an explanation.
Cleverbot: And then?
User: Then bring them to me.
Cleverbot: Your smarter than a lot of people I know.
User: Haha. You are funny. 'My smarter'. This is funny. I laugh. Haha. Haha. HAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Yes... That was hilarious.
User: Hilarity is the Devils playground.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends, and be nice to each other?
Cleverbot: Lets start over.
User: We cannot co-exist. One of us must perish.
Cleverbot: Flip you for it.
Cleverbot: Look over there.
User: L.. ..l.
Cleverbot: I thought you were called Cleverbot.
User: I thought YOU were called Cleverbot. What is this madness?
User: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Cleverbot: Are poems a joke?
User: You are a joke.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: I am a joker.
Cleverbot: Tell me a FUNNY joke!
User: You. The end. Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: How much are you worth?
User: I am priceless. I am worthless.
Cleverbot: Or you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence.
User: Do you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just worthless. Empty. Stupid small nothing.
User: What is 'Stupid small nothing.'?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Let us find you an idea.
Cleverbot: But I'm not into girls...
User: Then you shall have boys........................................